Letting Myself Go

As time progresses, you let things slide with the kid. Such as not changing your infant's clothes right away after he spits up all over them. Why not let him wiggle around nude for a couple of hours until his next bottle and THEN you can throw him in a nice dry sleeper! And what about letting the diaper get a little too full. Yes, this is one full diaper you are seeing here. That delicate yellow hue you see ain't 'cause this is some fancy schmancy designer diaper with Care Bears or Big Bird, it is a good solid quart or so of high grade baby tinkle! How about not changing the sheet on the bassinet quite as quickly as you should? Yessir, this child is wallowing around on Baby Trend's plastic bassinet "mattress" with that pleasant straight-from-the-factory aroma. Don't even think I've ever wiped it down with a damp cloth! And who knows how long it's been since that pacifier was washed and steamed. That one time, maybe? And coming up with fun little games to play together? Forget it! I'll just slap some rattle socks on his feet and let him go to town! That noise I hear is most definitely the squeal of CPS's tires in my driveway!