Induction/Eviction - March 15?

I am waitlisted for a March 15th induction. Me and my dilated cervix are going to have a bag packed waiting for a 5 am phone call! In the mean time, its only fair to give this chubby little tenant some warning...

Precious Baby Boy /”Tenant”,

Tenant has 6 days in which he can gather his belongings and vacate the premises, after which time he will be physically removed from the property. He is being evicted due to a breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the front of the property, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the property were also made. Remodeling and gutting the property were never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both upper and lower levels of the property. Also, late night parties have been discovered on the property and are not appreciated.

Lovingly,
Your Mom / "Landlady"