The Girl Scouts are "On Notice" Bordering On "Dead to Me"

Reduced Fat Lemon Pastry Cremes are being retired to make way for some new fangled "next generation", i.e. lame, cookie concoction, so enjoy them in this, their final year. Apparently sales for Reduced Fat Lemon Pastry Cremes account for a measly 7% of total cookie sales and the Girl Scout organization can't justify the cost of production in their fancy new factory. The delicate "pastry" base cake is actually a cracker that requires unique equipment to produce.





The Girl Scouts are shying away from this cookie challenge like a bunch of sissy little girls. Girl Scouts, if you make good on your threat to pull these delicious tangy treats, you are all cowards.